Fleeting thoughts on a moonlit night

valucard:

A wild animal: in an odd place

tumblr user: old god….. Elder God

wild animal: where the fuck am I

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veronicasantangelo:

my guy copyrighted his comment 

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goobermcdoober:

starfleetrambo:

starfleetrambo:

My dog has a habit where, right before a walk, she just takes a mouthful of kibble and keeps it in her mouth. Then, during the walk, she would decide on a good spot and just spit the kibble out and then eat it.

Well I’m sure if she had pockets she would keep it there but u gotta play the hand ur dealt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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destinyapostasy:

me @ me: draw a fucking background you fool you coward

also me:

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juugon:

hotboyproblems:

all of these have the same energy

Tag yourself, im Skoogeth

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themightyglamazon:

brunhiddensmusings:

themerrywolf:

brunhiddensmusings:

myanacondadontexist:

kaleighbytheway:

tilthat:

TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.

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The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.

also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”

i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help

@brunhiddensmusings

Actually, they do!

https://www.thedodo.com/elephants-travel-humans-help-1353631970.html

Orphans who were rescued, raised, and released by the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya have communicated that it is a place of safety to other elephants who’ve never even been there.

Injured animals will show up there when they have been harmed by poachers because they know it is a place where they can get help!

i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system

Heads up I love elephants

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loki-freyjason:

iamanartichoke:

khadij-al-kubra:

lectorel:

corvidprompts:

“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”

The villain blinks “You-”

“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”

“Heroism involves kindness, dipshit” is the most amazing phrase I’ve ever read. I need to incorporate it into all my work.

This straight up sounds like something Spider-Man would say

^^ To Loki. 

#lmfao can you imagine#spiderman be like#‘loki have you ever heard the term hangry?’#and loki be like#‘what’#‘hangry. it’s a thing people get when their blood sugar gets low. they act irrationally. angrily.’#‘i am not hangry.’#‘okay. okay. just checking. do you want some of my snickers?’#‘do i - what?’#‘here have some it’s really good.’#*they split a snickers*#then loki is like#‘you know. i do feel better actually. less like murdering everyone.’#and spiderman nods sympathetically#‘hangry. it’s a real thing.’ 

I think Steve would do that sort of thing, too.

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iamthelamp:

teashoesandhair:

letthebonesspeak:

featured: sleepy kitten argues with me about getting up.

Featured: the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

[offscreen voice] “hey.”
cat: “wahhh?? waaah?”
“what.”
“wehhh…”
“yeah I know. we’ve gotta get up.”
“wehhhh!”
“we’ve gotta get up.”
“waahhhhh!”
“we do!”
“waa–”

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otters-against-ddlg:

otters-against-ddlg:

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

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